(This surreal and bizarre - yet strangely appealing - moment was brought to you courtesy of thepolliwog). In other words, blame HER, not me. Oh, and my sister gets a big share of the blame for this, too, in a very convoluted way.
ETA: STILL LAUGHING! Polli, I just clicked on this again to make sure it was working, and the sight of it sent me into near hysterics ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!
(Um, now that I think about it, was it such a good idea to post this? I mean, that's a nice package there . . . you don't think that other women will see this and get ideas about our man, do you)? *starts looking suspiciously at people on f-list*