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They Left Hungry

Zombies? Yeah, a few of them came by here, but I just laughed in their faces. (Which um, really, I get the whole "dead" thing, but you'd think they could bathe or something. They smelled really foul). *shudders*

They want brains? I have a rambunctious eight-year-old son; I HAVE no brains anymore. My brains haven't been properly functional for years. Seriously.

They shambled off, disappointed. I heard some strange noises next door, though. I suspect the neighbors weren't quite as fortunate.


(RE: icon. Okay, so it's not Down the Rabbit Hole Day, but I don't have one with zombies, so I went with this one).

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prof_stone
Jun. 14th, 2007 02:26 am (UTC)
Knight Bus Video
My video is online already! I just checked it. If you want to watch it, my username/password is severus_snape2200, and Matt's is fred_weasely2201


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edda
Jun. 14th, 2007 06:00 am (UTC)
Dildo plovers do in fact make excellent zombie deterrents.
hedwig_snowy
Jun. 14th, 2007 02:49 pm (UTC)
No Zombie icon either? We're downright peee-tee-full!

"My brains haven't been properly functional for years. Seriously."\

Goes with the territory! ;)
dilettantiquity
Jun. 15th, 2007 01:15 pm (UTC)
DILDO PLOVER.

That is all.
synergy
Jun. 16th, 2007 03:53 am (UTC)
I'm obviously not keeping up with the current memes because I have no idea why you're the second person on my f-list to go on about zombies. The other person who I THINK is on your f-list has been going on about it for a couple of days.
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